I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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