You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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