Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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