'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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