Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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