you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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