Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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