After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
