i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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