Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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