that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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