I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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