hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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