his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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