We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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