well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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