Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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