You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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