3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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