I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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