Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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