apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
3pm strippers are depressing
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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