Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
