Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
