Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what day is it and did you see me today?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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