it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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