He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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