It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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