Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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