I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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