We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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