Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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