Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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