Kiss
Puke
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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