no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Blood and glitter go together right?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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