So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't think brook has ever known best
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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