dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She needs sedatives and a leash
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sorry about my life...
And then he peed in my hair
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