Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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