he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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