Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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