My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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