i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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