Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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