This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
