I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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