Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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