Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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