We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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