Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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