my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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