I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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