I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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