now i know why i became what i already was.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
