good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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