I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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