you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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