i think my tv is drunk
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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