Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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