just come out here and I will go home with you...
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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