I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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